1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:46,504 ♪ Well, I'm going up, up on Magic Mountain ♪ 4 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:51,177 ♪ Well, I'm going so high, we're gonna touch the sky ♪ 5 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:58,391 ♪ Drink a little water, up on Magic Mountain ♪ 6 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:02,813 ♪ Peace and love, love, love, for you and I ♪ 7 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,357 Okay, so I'm just gonna walk you through 8 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,193 the basic vision of the story, 9 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:09,569 and you guys feel free to chime in 10 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,070 whenever you want, okay? 11 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,947 So, what I'm trying to do 12 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:15,408 is create a metaphorical conversation 13 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,911 between George Orwell and Jack Kerouac, 14 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:20,163 as if Down and Out in Paris and London 15 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:23,124 was typed out on one long piece of paper. 16 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:26,461 Snappy. Splenetic. High velocity. 17 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:29,297 At its core, it's a building's Roman, 18 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:33,635 but not in the sad Salinger, smoking, woman-hating way. 19 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,261 It's hopeful. 20 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,930 And I know I put it on my application, 21 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,556 but in terms of timeline, 22 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:41,601 I'd want to have the first draft done by July. 23 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,687 Then submit for notes from this esteemed troika, 24 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,648 do a quick polish, 25 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:48,316 and hopefully spend the rest of my summer 26 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,819 in a state of "boketto." 27 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:53,780 That's what the Japanese say 28 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,281 when you gaze out in the distance 29 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,701 without thinking about anything in particular. 30 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:04,415 All right. Very impressive, Anthony. 31 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:07,253 You know what? Only my mother calls me Anthony. 32 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:08,879 Tony. 33 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,800 Okay, then. Tony. 34 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,678 You'll be hearing from us soon. 35 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,472 And then they just sat there and stared at me. 36 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,723 I'm telling you, 37 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:24,352 these people are so fucking stupid it's insane. 38 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:25,687 I said I was gonna write the whole thing 39 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:28,439 on one piece of paper, and they believed me. 40 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:30,650 They were... They were just nodding, 41 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,485 like I was explaining the rules of a brothel. 42 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,321 EI already found this Upper West Side place, 43 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,990 right where Salinger grew up. 44 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:38,449 It's fucking perfect. 45 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,617 Just gotta tell my parents 46 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:40,994 that the fellowship takes place in New York, 47 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:42,121 and I'm outta here. 48 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:45,915 Okay, but you gotta write a book? 49 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,960 Yeah, but that's what I've been trying to do all year. 50 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:52,172 I swear, it's like God is finally starting to notice me. 51 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,466 Word for that is "providence." 52 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,636 The word... The word for what? 53 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:01,347 It's when God fi... 54 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,683 It's when God finally pays attention to you. 55 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:06,603 That... 56 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,230 That sounds kind of scary. 57 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,109 Yeah, that's scary. 58 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,321 I had the biggest crush on that girl in high school. 59 00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:18,489 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's older. 60 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,743 Uh, Nancy... something. 61 00:03:25,164 --> 00:03:26,874 Tony, she's not approachable. 62 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,417 Tony. 63 00:03:29,752 --> 00:03:30,919 I mean, we're in... 64 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,211 then we like shacked up again for a while 65 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,297 but I truly... I can't remember. 66 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:36,549 Excuse me, I need to speak with you. 67 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,636 Why don't you get the fuck out of here? 68 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,387 Is this woman bothering you? 69 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,514 She's my cousin. 70 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:46,225 Oh, hey. Uh, I went to Dwight-Englewood 71 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,393 with your cousin, Nancy. 72 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,896 Didn't you punch a hole in the principal's door? 73 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,522 You know, a lot's changed since high school. 74 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,774 I'm a writer now. 75 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:53,776 Oh. 76 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,403 What's funny? 77 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,614 What's in your pants? 78 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,074 Oh, that's my dick. 79 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,745 Truth is, I'm actually getting this huge writing fellowship. 80 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,413 I'm dropping out and moving to New York. 81 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,707 Sorry, did you say you're a writer or a liar? 82 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:12,628 - Very funny. - Answer the question. 83 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:15,422 Come with me and see for yourself. 84 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,425 You know, I would, 85 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,803 but we're spending the summer in Cape Cod, so... 86 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,304 To be honest, I don't know if this woman 87 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:24,931 has your best interests at heart. 88 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,140 And you do? 89 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:29,352 Enough that I think you deserve a proper valediction. 90 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,688 - Goodbye, young lady. - I'm older than you. 91 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:34,441 Goodbye, old lady. Off to... 92 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,777 Provincetown. 93 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,989 Do you know the meaning of the word "providence"? 94 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,949 Last call! 95 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,492 Boo! 96 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,869 All right, let's get the fuck out of here. 97 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,914 - When do you leave? - Right now. 98 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:55,586 Well, I hope the insouciant look on my face 99 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,506 is conveying how crushed I am. 100 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,135 So, tell you what, 101 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:04,178 come find me in September, 102 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:07,016 and you can tell me what all those big words mean. 103 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,188 ♪ If I were to walk ♪ 104 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:17,317 ♪ To the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston ♪ 105 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,364 ♪ Well, first I'd go to the room ♪ 106 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,201 ♪ Where they keep the Cézanne ♪ 107 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:33,166 ♪ But if I had by my side a girlfriend ♪ 108 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:37,962 ♪ Then I could look through the paintings ♪ 109 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,966 ♪ I could look right through them ♪ 110 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,427 Dad! 111 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:45,471 Hey! 112 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,515 - College boy! - All right. 113 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:52,144 All right. 114 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,313 Grades okay? 115 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,190 - Yeah. - Yeah? 116 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,317 Yeah, I'm actually up for this fellowship thing. 117 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,401 Fellowship? 118 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:01,652 It's basically... 119 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,362 No, wait, wait, wait. Don't... Don't tell me now. 120 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,823 Let's wait till we're with your mother. 121 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,493 She's not gonna care. 122 00:06:08,494 --> 00:06:10,495 Absolutely, she's gonna care. 123 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:11,997 Are you kidding? She's your mother. 124 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:46,739 So, I was telling Dad on the way back that... 125 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,408 Vassar gives out this fellowship every summer 126 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,495 to develop a piece of professional writing. 127 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:59,085 And, yeah, so I applied with a novel. 128 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,253 - A novel? - Mm-hm. 129 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,421 You're gonna write a novel? 130 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,132 Pierre. 131 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:06,384 Well, yeah. I did an interview 132 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:07,719 and I told them what I wanted to do. 133 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:12,348 And, yeah, I think I got it. 134 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,307 Oh! 135 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:16,102 All right! Attaboy, Tony! 136 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,771 What do you mean, you think you got it? 137 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,273 Well, it was heavily implied. 138 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,650 But they said they were gonna reach out right away. 139 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,569 There it is! They... They will not say that 140 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:26,028 if they're not serious. 141 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,071 How much money do you get? 142 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,073 I don't know, actually. But whatever it is, 143 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,825 it's supposed to support me while I write. 144 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:35,706 What's it about? 145 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,667 Yeah, what's the... What's the story? 146 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,419 Crime? Or romance? 147 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,839 No, no. It's more of like, uh... 148 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:48,843 Well, it's really just an idea for an idea right now. 149 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:49,969 Uh... 150 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,138 But it's a building's Roman story. 151 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,431 Oh. 152 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,142 "Building's Roman"? 153 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,144 Yeah, that means coming-of-age. 154 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,062 No, I know what it means. 155 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:01,689 It's one word. 156 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,357 It's a German loanword. 157 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:04,650 "Bildungsroman." 158 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,904 You know, like, um, "kindergarten." 159 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,700 - Yeah, I know. - Okay. 160 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,494 I just hope you didn't put that on your application. 161 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,422 Did you move my Oistrakh? 162 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:27,924 If it was in the pile on the floor, 163 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:29,759 - it's in the trash. - What? 164 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,177 Yeah, I thought it was garbage. 165 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:32,845 You leave a pile of records on the living room floor, 166 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,639 - what am I supposed to-- - They're rare records. 167 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,806 They're not even mine yet. 168 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,308 Then don't leave them on the floor. 169 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:38,726 I was not done with them. 170 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,561 I was still checking them. I had to go get Tony. 171 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,688 You're gonna blame Anthony for you being a slob. 172 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,106 I'm not blaming him. 173 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,566 - Phone, Christopher. - I'm not blaming anybody. 174 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,859 I'm just asking you to please not throw away my records. 175 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,403 - Christopher, please! - Hello? 176 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:51,989 Tony. 177 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,410 Jesus. Okay. 178 00:08:57,496 --> 00:08:58,537 Hello? 179 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,206 Anthony, this is Professor Dobson 180 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,666 from the Gingrich Fellowship Committee. 181 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,876 - How are you? - Hi. Good. How are you? 182 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,337 The committee has made our decision, 183 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:07,672 and unfortunately, we've decided 184 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,383 to go with another student. 185 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:11,676 Who is it? 186 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:13,219 Um... 187 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,346 Okay, great. 188 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:19,141 I'm saying you are not receiving the fellowship. 189 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,143 Terrific. 190 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,062 Thank you very much. 191 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:23,938 Right. 192 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,568 Hey. You seen a pile of records? 193 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,070 No. 194 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,488 When you put something somewhere, 195 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,573 you expect it's gonna be there when you come back. 196 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,659 That's all I'm saying. 197 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,875 Who was that? 198 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,003 I, uh, got the fellowship. 199 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:49,380 Yeah, you told us already. 200 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,013 - Tony? - Don't come in! 201 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,683 Dad wants to know if you want to go for ice cream. 202 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,643 No, I'm okay. 203 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,187 Okay. 204 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,107 Good job getting the prize. 205 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,109 Thanks. 206 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:32,526 ♪ I was under the Calvary Cross ♪ 207 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:39,825 ♪ The pale-faced lady, she said to me ♪ 208 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,958 ♪ I've watched you with my one green eye ♪ 209 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,216 ♪ I'll hurt you till you need me ♪ 210 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:05,225 ♪ You scuff your heels and you spit on your shoes ♪ 211 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,191 ♪ You do nothing with reason ♪ 212 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,323 ♪ One day you catch a train ♪ 213 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,708 ♪ Never leaves the station ♪ 214 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,462 ♪ Everything you do ♪ 215 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,466 ♪ Everything you do ♪ 216 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,678 ♪ You do for me ♪ 217 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:55,317 ♪ Now you can make believe on your tin whistle ♪ 218 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,867 ♪ Ah, and you can be my broom boy ♪ 219 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,458 ♪ Scrub me till I shine in the dark ♪ 220 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,508 ♪ I'll be your light till doomsday ♪ 221 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:28,016 ♪ Oh, it's a black cat cross your path ♪ 222 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,525 ♪ And why don't you follow? ♪ 223 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,354 Hey, darlin'. You want some whiskey? Yeah? 224 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,528 There you go. 225 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,114 Two bucks. 226 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:25,824 Thank you. 227 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,330 Mary stands on the snake in the window... 228 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,249 near my house. 229 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,212 Uh, you done with these? 230 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,464 I ate these in France when I was a kid. 231 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,758 - When you were a kid? - Yeah. 232 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,218 - Right out of the ocean. - Okay. 233 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,720 My mom thought they were gross, 234 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,263 so I was, like, "I'll eat these." 235 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,307 And... 236 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:56,103 I said, "They taste like... the future." 237 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,647 Okay. 238 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,443 So... 239 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,321 do you want to have a drink with me? 240 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:07,741 Uh... I can't. No. 241 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,368 Yeah, no. 242 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,871 Uh... 243 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,001 Can I have another drink? 244 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,504 Yeah. I'll be right back with that. 245 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,383 I'm a writer. 246 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,385 Okay. 247 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,637 And I have money. 248 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,264 I'm gonna be right back with that beer, all right? 249 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:32,849 Awesome. 250 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,109 I've got money. 251 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:51,951 Sal! 252 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,847 Psst. Hey. 253 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,308 Time to go home. 254 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,019 Who the fuck are you? 255 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,146 Please pay your bill, 256 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,315 and I will welcome you another day. 257 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,608 All right? 258 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:27,237 But if we have another issue, lifetime ban. 259 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,698 Ten dollars. 260 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,700 What kind of fucking rip-off is that? 261 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:35,119 Well, that's the price for being rude to the lady. 262 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,954 But the food is for free. 263 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,081 Did she... No, that's my friend. 264 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,290 - Yeah, okay. - Mary. 265 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,542 - All right, let's go. - Wait. 266 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,876 Don't fucking touch me. 267 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,838 - Come on. - Get the fuck off of me! 268 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,505 Fuck you! Hey. 269 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,799 Sorry, guys. 270 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,843 Hey! 271 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,804 Fuck you. Fucking piece of... 272 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,542 Fuck off. 273 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,386 Hey, he's still here? 274 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,263 Yeah. Yeah, I think he got robbed. 275 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:40,977 Hey. Hey! Where do you live? 276 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,604 New Jersey. 277 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:44,731 New Jersey. 278 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,319 Come on. Come on. 279 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,570 ♪ Rosalie ♪ 280 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:19,117 ♪ I've been waiting all evening ♪ 281 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:24,998 ♪ Possibly years, I don't know ♪ 282 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:34,172 ♪ Counting the passing hours ♪ 283 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:38,761 ♪ Everything merges with the night ♪ 284 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,269 Fuck! 285 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:51,357 ♪ I stand on the beach ♪ 286 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:56,321 ♪ Giving out descriptions ♪ 287 00:19:57,405 --> 00:20:01,618 ♪ Different for everyone I see ♪ 288 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,912 Anthony? 289 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,042 Hey. 290 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,044 What... What are you doing here? 291 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:16,507 I told you I was going to Provincetown for the summer. 292 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:18,717 What are you talking about? 293 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,595 When did you tell me that? 294 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,806 Are you fucking with me? 295 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,102 I... 296 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,359 Okay, look. Honestly... 297 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,443 I was so wasted that night, 298 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,861 I don't remember anything I said. 299 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,238 If I was rude to you, if I acted like a jerk-- 300 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,907 No, no. 301 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,618 So wait, you actually didn't know I was gonna be here? 302 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:45,953 No. No, not at all. 303 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,038 I just won this writing fellowship. 304 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,916 They told me I needed to come to Provincetown for it. 305 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,586 And... Yeah, I literally just got here, so... 306 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,713 I don't know what the fuck's going on. 307 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,257 And you don't think this is like... 308 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,176 a crazy coincidence? 309 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,470 What... what does Carl Jung call it? 310 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,472 Synchronicity. 311 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,976 You read Carl Jung? 312 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,895 Yes. 313 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,563 When's your birthday? 314 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:15,607 Uh... June 25th. 315 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,985 You're a Cancer. 316 00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,736 I'm a what? 317 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,697 Anthony, what happened to your eye? 318 00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:22,907 Oh, this is a... 319 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:26,953 You know, everyone calls me Tony. 320 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,914 Well, if you finish your homework, 321 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,499 we're having a party tonight. 322 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,710 Nancy! 323 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,172 Big white house at the end of Commercial. 324 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,221 If you can't tell, I'm winking. 325 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:14,459 ♪ Yesterday, any way you made it was just fine ♪ 326 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:21,299 ♪ So you turned your days into night-time ♪ 327 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:27,512 Hey. 328 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,683 Hey. Man, I'm so sorry. Can you... 329 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,979 Oh, thanks. Thank you so much. I'm so... 330 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,607 Hey! I'm so sorry. 331 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,484 About... yesterday. Uh... 332 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:41,611 - It's okay. - Uh... 333 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,864 Could I... stay on that hammock 334 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:46,949 for a few more days? 335 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:54,916 Do you have money? 336 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:02,882 Piece of shit. 337 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,386 Three catch fries, 338 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,556 six Beach Plum and six Wellfleet! 339 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,863 Two rolls. One hot, one cold. Hold celery. 340 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,490 Yeah. 341 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:32,537 Fucking piece of shit. Goddammit. 342 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,456 Fuck! 343 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,334 Fucking goddammit! 344 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,755 Here you go, man. Thank you. 345 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:49,219 Three rolls. Two Beach Plum. Six Wellfleet. 346 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:50,929 - Six Wellfleet coming up. - Oh, fuck. 347 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,348 Can I get two more plates, please? 348 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:01,732 Nice eye, faggot. 349 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,485 Yeah. Catch and fry. 350 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,820 - Two of them. - Yeah. 351 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,655 Hey, hey, hey. Hold celery, I told you, man. 352 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,283 - Hold celery. Fuck me, Chef. - Come on! 353 00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:13,411 Coming through. 354 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,831 Six and six! 355 00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:23,170 Hey, get out of my fucking way. 356 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,171 Rolls! 357 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:26,173 Yep, we see 'em, you fat fuck. 358 00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:27,382 Suck my dick, asshole. 359 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,843 Suck your dick? Okay, how about this? 360 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:32,679 You show me where it is under all that, and I'll do it. 361 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,097 You got that shit sealed away. 362 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,308 Yeah, like your statutory rape charge, you piece of shit. 363 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:37,517 I told you, 364 00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,269 there's a different age of consent in every state. 365 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:40,645 And you got 'em all memorized. 366 00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:43,148 Hi, Mary! 367 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,274 Shit. Sorry. 368 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,860 Hi, Mary! 369 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:50,780 Hey, Stav? 370 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:52,199 Hey. This is filthy! 371 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,910 Come on, man! 372 00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:57,371 Sorry. 373 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:03,920 One roll, hot. One catch fry. Two sets, full. 374 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,506 You know, I can cook, too. 375 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,300 Excuse me? 376 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,718 Kid says he's a cook, Chef. 377 00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:12,969 Yeah, wonderful. 378 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:15,513 I'm not a cook. I'm a writer. 379 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,723 I said I could cook. 380 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,391 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't understand that. 381 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:19,476 Shut the fuck up. 382 00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:23,230 My Dad's like one of the best chefs in New Jersey. 383 00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:26,024 Oh? Your dad? Why didn't you say so? 384 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,569 Whatever. 385 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:33,573 You know what? I'm sorry, brother. 386 00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:34,574 You're a cook. 387 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:35,952 Help me plate these. 388 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:39,371 You'd be helping me out. I'm behind. 389 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,581 - Please. - All right. 390 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,876 Fuck, dude! Jesus! 391 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,545 Hey! Nicely done. 392 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,674 Nice job, rookie! You kidding me? 393 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,803 Any fucking burn cream or something? 394 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,763 Burn cream? 395 00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:14,407 Got three chowder. One lobster, cold. Dozen Dux. 396 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,963 I'd be quick about it if I were you. 397 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,229 Twelve Wellfleet! 398 00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:51,985 Yep. Nice batch, Chef. 399 00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:53,028 Yeah, thanks, Chef. 400 00:26:53,029 --> 00:26:55,906 Well, thank you very much. Very nice. 401 00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:59,617 Which number is this? 402 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,453 I'm paying the man a genuine compliment. 403 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:04,289 Why you being so nice? I'm not buying into that. 404 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,457 I'm enjoying everything. 405 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:08,668 It's delicious. I'd tell you if it sucked. 406 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,503 - I'm good. - No, you fucking wouldn't. 407 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:11,963 - What's in here? - Come on, guys. 408 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,174 - Thanks, Chef. - Thank you, Chef. 409 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:16,594 You are very welcome, my dear. 410 00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:18,971 Hey. 411 00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:25,352 Is your hand okay? 412 00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:27,980 - Uh, yeah, it's fine. - Yeah. 413 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,108 You work in a kitchen before? 414 00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:32,610 - Yeah. - Right. 415 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:36,237 So you have the safety training? 416 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:37,822 Fire? Everything? 417 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,866 Yeah, this was just a stupid mistake. 418 00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,451 - All right. - I know what I'm doing. 419 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:42,410 Okay. Good. 420 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,871 Well, we're open Wednesday to Sunday. 421 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,164 Start 11:00 a.m. 422 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:48,416 That means that you are here at 10:45. 423 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:50,961 11:00 is late. Anyone late is fired, okay? 424 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:54,298 Okay. 425 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,884 Right. 426 00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:04,433 Take this. 427 00:28:07,228 --> 00:28:10,314 I can't stay. I'm going to a party. 428 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,483 Party? What party? 429 00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,904 Just a girl from school. 430 00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:18,864 Yeah? She got friends? 431 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,075 Probably. 432 00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:23,327 You trying to fuck her? 433 00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:26,037 I guess. 434 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,580 'Cause you can't go alone. 435 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:30,292 You go alone, you'll look like a creepy, lone rapist. 436 00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,045 What? 437 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,089 That's true. 438 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:38,258 Chef? Taking these. 439 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,428 - Sure. - Let's go. 440 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,851 10:45! 441 00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:48,894 Yeah. 442 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:51,438 If anybody asks, 443 00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:53,273 I'm here on a writing fellowship 444 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:55,191 - from Vassar College, okay? - Got it. 445 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,568 And I don't work in a kitchen. 446 00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:58,361 Neither do you. You're a grad student. 447 00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,571 Right? You know what that is? 448 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,948 Uh, yeah. I said I got it. 449 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,366 All right. 450 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:05,118 And, oh, but you can't say you're from Vassar, 451 00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:06,578 because everyone else here would know who you are. 452 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:07,871 You gotta say you're from a different school, all right? 453 00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:09,789 Fuck, this girl must have two pussies. 454 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,643 Hey. Who are you? 455 00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:31,395 Fuck off. 456 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:45,910 How you doin'? 457 00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:50,456 Are you someone's dad? 458 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,334 Why? You looking for a new one? 459 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,004 No, I'm just here with my buddy, uh... 460 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:00,341 Tony. 461 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:02,509 Is, uh, Nancy here? 462 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:06,096 Oh. You're the pizza guy with the big dick. 463 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,725 No, he doesn't work in a kitchen. He's a writer. 464 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:12,561 - Sal. - Vicki. 465 00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:15,564 You guys wanna learn how to shuck an oyster? 466 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:17,482 Sure. 467 00:30:17,483 --> 00:30:18,400 Okay. 468 00:30:19,777 --> 00:30:21,110 We gotta be careful with these 469 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:23,696 'cause they're a real aphrodisiac. 470 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:29,662 Yes. It's true. 471 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,872 Yeah, you can pass that back. 472 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,084 You don't want it? Really? 473 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,752 You want? 474 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:40,171 No. Because I'm already so far gone. 475 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,507 Really? Okay, well. Yeah, makes sense. 476 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:45,386 Hey, you girls want to learn how to shuck an oyster? 477 00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:47,428 What? 478 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:48,472 They're aphrodisiacs. 479 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,641 An oyster... Do you like oysters? 480 00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:52,767 We brought, uh... 481 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:56,396 Me and my mentor over there, we got, uh... 482 00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:58,274 They're aphrodisiacs. 483 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,234 So is this. 484 00:31:01,402 --> 00:31:02,443 You fucking liar. 485 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:03,861 Rob... 486 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,364 Steph Johansen got that fellowship. 487 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,157 Our parents go to the same church. 488 00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:09,617 Yeah, I know Steph. 489 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:12,245 We're, uh... We both got it. It's one guy, one girl. 490 00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:14,080 Okay, then why isn't she here? 491 00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:15,164 If this is where the teachers are, 492 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:16,875 or whatever bullshit you told Nancy. 493 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,753 Maybe Provincetown is just for the men. 494 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,590 You can say that again. 495 00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:25,592 These girls harassing you, Ton? 496 00:31:25,593 --> 00:31:27,552 No. I'm good. 497 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:28,845 Okay, good. 498 00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:30,638 'Cause we got a future world-famous writer here. 499 00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:31,849 Don't corrupt him. 500 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:34,518 This is Nancy. 501 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:36,936 Oh. Yeah. 502 00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:38,896 I see it. Could be fun. 503 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,481 Who the fuck are you? 504 00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:44,277 I'm this knucklehead's writer mentor for the summer. 505 00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:45,903 And you're a professor? 506 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,531 Grad student. Harvard. 507 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:50,658 Don't get him too fucked up, all right? 508 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,661 - Mm-hm. - Hey. 509 00:31:53,037 --> 00:31:54,580 I'm confiscating this. 510 00:31:55,706 --> 00:31:56,999 Trade ya. 511 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:09,511 "Do you know the origin of the word, 'providence'?" 512 00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:16,601 She decided she hates men all of a sudden. 513 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,936 She's reading Germaine Greer. 514 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,272 - All right, you wanna do this? - Yeah. 515 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,316 Come here. 516 00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:27,696 Let's see. 517 00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:32,076 Usually... Oh, fuck. 518 00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:34,078 Uh... 519 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:35,995 Not that. 520 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,751 All right, here you guys go. 521 00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:43,961 You know, I'll... I'll be right back. 522 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,171 Let me know if you figure that out. 523 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,840 - Okay. - Thanks for coming. 524 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,345 - Hi! - Hi, what's up? 525 00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:54,138 - How are you? - How are you? 526 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,265 - I'm good. You? - No, I'm sorry! 527 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:58,227 - No, it's okay. - I'm sorry. 528 00:33:27,131 --> 00:33:28,215 All right. 529 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:31,051 I'm outta here. How'd you do? 530 00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:32,845 Oh! 531 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:43,313 Hey. Dude! 532 00:33:44,106 --> 00:33:45,107 Fuck off. 533 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,312 What the fuck are you doing? 534 00:35:13,654 --> 00:35:15,531 Fucking idiot! 535 00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:17,533 Nice one, dickhead. 536 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:21,620 Here. 537 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:24,665 It'll get the taste out. 538 00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:37,553 Dude, I'm so fucked. 539 00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,275 No, I'm good. 540 00:35:52,276 --> 00:35:53,818 Hey, what the fuck? You owe me! 541 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,611 Does it look like I'm trying to fucking hide this from you? 542 00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:58,240 Like you would've given if any... Fuck, dude! 543 00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:03,662 Oh, that's fucking disgusting. 544 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,958 Oh, fuck! Yes! 545 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:10,418 Fuck yes, dude. 546 00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:12,837 Thank you. Jesus fucking Christ. 547 00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:14,672 Hey! Enough! 548 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:17,593 Sorry. Sorry. Jesus is awesome, Chef. 549 00:36:21,555 --> 00:36:22,598 Six and six! 550 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,184 He's throwin' some spices and shit in there. 551 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:29,729 You got it? 552 00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:30,981 You fucking moron. 553 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,024 This is good. 554 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:38,946 Why you gotta do that? 555 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:40,364 Why you gotta slurp and groan when you eat? 556 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:42,074 Maybe you should stop being such a fucking prick 557 00:36:42,075 --> 00:36:43,744 - and just enjoy things. - Fuck off. 558 00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:46,829 Tyrone, you coming out? 559 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:48,915 - Larry? Larry's coming. - Hey, Larry's not coming? 560 00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,166 What? Why can't he come? Told y'all already. 561 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:51,292 Larry's not coming. 562 00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:53,169 - Look how upset he gets. - He's coming. 563 00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:54,545 - Come on, Larry. - He's not. 564 00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:55,588 He's too cute to leave him cooped up in here. 565 00:36:55,589 --> 00:36:57,048 - Drop it. - We need him. 566 00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:58,758 - We can use him as bait. - Use him as bait? 567 00:36:58,759 --> 00:37:00,009 - We don't need-- - We used to use you. 568 00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:01,218 You've gone to shit. 569 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,346 I'm sorry if it's fucking impossible for me 570 00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:04,430 to get you some fucking pussy. 571 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:05,890 - I'm sorry. - It's your demeanor 572 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,016 that's a fucking problem. 573 00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:09,435 - My demeanor? - I'm pleasant to be around. 574 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:11,729 You know what you look like? That. 575 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,773 - When you sit, that's you. - Powerful? 576 00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,066 - What? - I look great. 577 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:16,609 And by the way, this is what 15 years 578 00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:17,777 - in the kitchen does to you. - I think you always 579 00:37:17,778 --> 00:37:19,111 looked like two thumbs. 580 00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:21,238 No. Two beautiful thumbs. 581 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,281 Two beautiful thumbs up. 582 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,658 Two beautiful thumbs up, you fuck. 583 00:37:25,786 --> 00:37:28,245 What the fuck? Whoa! Whoa! 584 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,581 - This is a good batch! - Whoa. 585 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:31,750 Hey, Chef, you see that? 586 00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:43,512 Why? 587 00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:45,347 Why? 588 00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:54,981 Six rolls! All hot! 589 00:37:54,982 --> 00:37:56,024 Fuck. Okay. 590 00:37:57,025 --> 00:38:00,111 Six and six and six! 591 00:38:00,112 --> 00:38:01,488 I'm out of trays, Chef. 592 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:03,657 Flaco! 593 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:09,495 Flaco, wake up! Trays, right now! 594 00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:10,788 - Yeah. - You can tell him that 595 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,873 yourself, you know? He's right in front of you! 596 00:38:12,874 --> 00:38:14,083 All right! I got it! 597 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:16,420 Two catch and rings! One chow! 598 00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:23,134 Tray. 599 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:24,176 - Yo! - Fuck. 600 00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:25,511 Jesus fucking Christ. 601 00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:26,596 Fuck, sorry. 602 00:38:37,566 --> 00:38:38,775 Hey, Sal. 603 00:38:40,444 --> 00:38:41,445 What? 604 00:38:42,446 --> 00:38:44,197 - Rolls! - Give me some of that. 605 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:46,908 Oh, here. 606 00:39:13,185 --> 00:39:14,811 Three catch and fry! Six Wellfleet! 607 00:39:29,076 --> 00:39:33,204 He takes it so fucking seriously with his fucking... 608 00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:36,707 "Six Wellfleet! Two pour! Vamos!" 609 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,085 They only serve four fucking things on the menu. 610 00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:40,711 One of them's fucking French fries. 611 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,296 Why you gotta act like 612 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:43,757 you're taking bids at an auction? 613 00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:46,592 So, what is his name? 614 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:47,927 No clue. 615 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,721 Is he Spanish or Mexican? 616 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:51,931 Or Portuguese? 617 00:39:51,932 --> 00:39:53,766 Whatever he is, you know he got his ass fucking beat 618 00:39:53,767 --> 00:39:55,184 when he was a kid if he was late. 619 00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:59,396 You watch him when anything is late, even for a minute. 620 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,564 - What? - We couldn't get away. 621 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:03,400 The line was crazy outside. 622 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:04,820 Drinks on me. Drinks on me. 623 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,452 All right, come on. 624 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,371 Let's get the fuck out of here. 625 00:40:15,372 --> 00:40:17,082 Gerry, put this on my tab, all right? 626 00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:25,381 Tony? 627 00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:26,466 What... Hey! 628 00:40:30,053 --> 00:40:31,221 Hey! 629 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:33,806 Sal! Out! 630 00:40:33,807 --> 00:40:35,474 - Get the fuck out! - Come on, Gerry! 631 00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:36,475 - Come on, Gerry! - You punk! 632 00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:38,435 - Get out of my bar... - Come on! Come on! 633 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:39,854 ...you asshole! Fuck you! 634 00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:41,730 - Fuck you, bitch! - Asshole! 635 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:51,116 Come on! 636 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,828 It's a fucking potato. Just pick one. 637 00:40:55,829 --> 00:40:57,664 All right. Sure. 638 00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:04,336 Fuckin'... Fuck, come on! 639 00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:05,546 I'm trying. 640 00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:07,006 - I'm... I'm working. - I am so fucking sorry. 641 00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:08,340 I... None of that was my-- 642 00:41:08,341 --> 00:41:09,800 I don't care! All right, Tony? 643 00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,218 You need to grow the fuck up. 644 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,679 Nancy, I'm sorry. 645 00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:15,849 This is impossible. 646 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,478 The World Series last year really was... 647 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:22,813 I was fucking bombing. 648 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,234 The fuck? 649 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,485 You know why Chef calls you "Flaco," right? 650 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,571 You know what "Flaco" means in Portuguese? 651 00:41:30,572 --> 00:41:32,823 It's that seam between your nuts. 652 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:34,868 You know, in the middle? That thin little line? 653 00:41:37,287 --> 00:41:38,495 - Hit me, you fuck. - Fuck out of here! 654 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,705 Come on, what do you got? 655 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:41,917 What the fuck? Stop, you cocksuckers! 656 00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:47,713 It is a nice nickname, "Flaco," though, 657 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:49,006 you got to admit. 658 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,383 In Spanish, it means "little clown that does my dishes." 659 00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:52,384 I know that. 660 00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:53,510 You guys want to see what it looks like 661 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:54,804 when Tony plays with his little dick? 662 00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:04,147 Shit. 663 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:06,857 Whose car is this? 664 00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:09,486 Nicely done, little buddy. 665 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,456 Man, watch out! Watch out! 666 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:31,508 Suck my dick! 667 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:37,638 So, I don't mean to bother you 668 00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:41,433 but my kid brother locked the keys in the car, and... 669 00:42:41,434 --> 00:42:43,895 Well, would you mind if we watched the movie with you? 670 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:52,570 Hey. 671 00:42:57,701 --> 00:42:59,244 Compliments of the kitchen. 672 00:43:07,836 --> 00:43:09,754 Come on! 673 00:43:18,013 --> 00:43:19,097 What'd I miss? 674 00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:25,436 There's maybe like, uh, maybe a Catalonian dialect, 675 00:43:25,437 --> 00:43:28,856 where it's "acrobat that jumps from ass to ass." 676 00:43:28,857 --> 00:43:29,982 It's pretty weird. 677 00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:32,068 That's why your mom called me "Flaco." 678 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:35,529 - What? - She called me "Flaco" 679 00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:37,698 when I fucked her. 680 00:43:37,699 --> 00:43:39,158 What the fuck did you say? Who the fuck-- 681 00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:41,118 - Hey, hey, hey! - Lying prick! 682 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,453 You fuck... 683 00:43:42,454 --> 00:43:43,997 I'll fucking kill you! 684 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:48,000 Oh! 685 00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:53,882 Oh! Shit. 686 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,024 What fucking time is it? 687 00:44:12,025 --> 00:44:13,609 It's time for church. 688 00:44:13,610 --> 00:44:15,277 I'm not going to fucking church. 689 00:44:15,278 --> 00:44:18,656 As long as you live here, you are going to church. 690 00:44:19,616 --> 00:44:20,658 I don't believe in God. 691 00:44:22,535 --> 00:44:23,620 You don't believe in God? 692 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,748 No. 693 00:44:27,749 --> 00:44:29,417 That's like saying you don't believe in air. 694 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:32,127 But you're still breathing, right? 695 00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:33,379 Come on. 696 00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,511 Hey, hey, what are you doing? 697 00:44:40,512 --> 00:44:42,972 - Taking my jacket off. - No, no, put it back. 698 00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:21,719 Fuck. 699 00:45:31,104 --> 00:45:32,147 Manny? 700 00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,606 Oh. 701 00:45:34,607 --> 00:45:36,066 Hey. 702 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,734 What the fuck? 703 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,319 How you doing? 704 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,029 Thought you escaped to New York. 705 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,907 Just here temporary. 706 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:44,908 What're you doing? 707 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:46,243 Fuck. 708 00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:48,538 This guy's a fucking legend. He used to work on my station. 709 00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:52,000 Hey, uh, you holding? 710 00:45:53,793 --> 00:45:55,210 You got any money? 711 00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:56,587 Yeah, I got fucking money. 712 00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:57,629 You want in? 713 00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,173 I don't got any cash. 714 00:45:59,174 --> 00:46:00,175 It's all right. I got you. 715 00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:03,802 All right, come on. 716 00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:04,762 Yes! 717 00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:15,355 All right. Appreciate it, bud. 718 00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:16,815 Yeah. Good. Good to see you. 719 00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:17,901 Get out of here. 720 00:47:34,102 --> 00:47:35,061 Hello? 721 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:38,981 Hi, Dad. Tony. Jesus Christ! 722 00:47:38,982 --> 00:47:41,483 Tony, are you all right? Where the hell have you been? 723 00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:42,985 We've been worried sick! Are you okay? 724 00:47:42,986 --> 00:47:44,153 Are you all right? 725 00:47:45,238 --> 00:47:46,363 Yeah. 726 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:48,282 Okay, good. Where... Where are you? 727 00:47:48,283 --> 00:47:49,575 Are you... Are you in the city? 728 00:47:49,576 --> 00:47:51,034 I'll come right now. You want me to come right now? 729 00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:52,703 I'm gonna leave right now. I'll come get you. 730 00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:55,372 - Who is that? - It's Tony. He's okay. 731 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:57,499 What? Oh, my God! Anthony! 732 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,251 No, no, no. It's okay. Relax. He's all right. 733 00:47:59,252 --> 00:48:01,044 But, Anthony, get on the next bus 734 00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:02,379 and come home right now, please, son. 735 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:03,755 Stop! Stop, stop, stop yelling at him. 736 00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:05,048 - I got him on the phone. - What do you mean, 737 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:06,466 "Stop yelling at him"? I wanna talk to him. 738 00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:07,676 Because you're gonna scare him! Tony, just-- 739 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:25,069 Psst! 740 00:49:11,032 --> 00:49:12,784 Flaco, come here. 741 00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:15,078 Come here, please. 742 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:21,124 Let me teach you this. 743 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:22,085 So, watch. 744 00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:25,796 You keep this towel between your hand 745 00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:27,506 and the blade, all right? 746 00:49:27,507 --> 00:49:30,593 There. So, we go in like this. 747 00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:33,136 Yep. 748 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:34,346 Then, cut the mussel, 749 00:49:34,347 --> 00:49:36,390 and then the shell will come out, 750 00:49:36,391 --> 00:49:39,977 and then, you cut the outside of the mussel, 751 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,105 and that's it. 752 00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:46,818 So, six Wellfleet. 753 00:50:35,825 --> 00:50:37,576 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 754 00:50:37,577 --> 00:50:39,870 Sorry, Chef. I fucked up. 755 00:50:39,871 --> 00:50:40,871 I thought it was Monday. 756 00:50:40,872 --> 00:50:42,998 It won't happen again, okay? I swear. 757 00:50:42,999 --> 00:50:44,583 Tony, thanks for covering, all right? 758 00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:46,710 Hey, no, stay there. I need six Wellfleet. 759 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:47,794 Yeah, yeah, no, I got it. I got it. 760 00:50:47,795 --> 00:50:49,379 No, I got my shucker for tonight. 761 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,423 What I really need is a good dishwasher. 762 00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:52,924 Look, I said I was sorry, all right? 763 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,259 What? You wanna fuck up your whole service? 764 00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:55,427 No, you're late. 765 00:50:55,428 --> 00:50:57,763 You should be fired, you know? 766 00:50:57,764 --> 00:50:59,055 I am giving you a chance to stay. 767 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,932 That's a gift. That's my gift to you! 768 00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:02,267 Okay, come... Tony, come on. 769 00:51:02,268 --> 00:51:03,727 - What do you want me to do? - No, six Wellfleet. 770 00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:05,437 I want you to wash the fucking dishes, all right? 771 00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:06,521 No, don't blame him for your mistakes! 772 00:51:06,522 --> 00:51:07,731 Tony, get the fuck out of here! 773 00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:08,982 - I'm not fucking blaming him! - Yes. 774 00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:10,567 Tony, I swear I... Don't fuck with me! 775 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:11,986 - Hey! Okay-- - Whoa! 776 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:21,620 All right, come on. 777 00:51:21,621 --> 00:51:23,539 Come on. Come on. 778 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,043 Come on, what are you waiting for? 779 00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:29,586 What are you fucking... 780 00:51:29,587 --> 00:51:31,171 - What are you waiting for? - Sal! Chill! 781 00:51:31,172 --> 00:51:32,380 Come on! Shut the fuck up! 782 00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:34,549 Come on! I know you fucking want to! 783 00:51:34,550 --> 00:51:36,469 Come on! Come on! 784 00:51:42,809 --> 00:51:44,185 But I like you. 785 00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:48,022 You're the sin-eater. 786 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:53,402 Hey! 787 00:52:22,431 --> 00:52:27,979 Four fry, uh, two chows, and twelve beach plums. 788 00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:39,573 I got scared, honestly, for a second. 789 00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:41,616 "Are we gonna lose Chef?" 790 00:52:41,617 --> 00:52:43,326 "Is this fucking lunatic gonna stab him 791 00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:45,662 "through the fucking heart?" 792 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:46,997 Dumbass. 793 00:52:46,998 --> 00:52:48,707 I would've had his back, obviously, the fucking-- 794 00:52:48,708 --> 00:52:50,750 My blood is drawn. I'm gonna fuck the kid up. 795 00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:52,502 But I'm glad it didn't have to come to that. 796 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:53,879 I didn't want to kill a man today. 797 00:52:54,881 --> 00:52:56,172 You know I have it in me. 798 00:52:56,173 --> 00:52:58,717 You know if push comes to shove, I could take a life. 799 00:52:58,718 --> 00:53:01,177 I can't with you. I can! I'm powerful. 800 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:03,054 I... I seem, you know... 801 00:53:03,055 --> 00:53:04,639 It's kind of camouflaged. 802 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:13,858 Thanks. 803 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:21,449 Peace offering. 804 00:53:23,618 --> 00:53:24,702 You're banned. 805 00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:29,748 What if I admit I'm here for completely selfish reasons? 806 00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:37,256 I need a photo for the back of my book. 807 00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:38,966 Of what? 808 00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:40,551 Of me. 809 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,763 I don't think that's a good idea. 810 00:53:45,056 --> 00:53:46,556 Why? 811 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:47,641 Actually, it depends. 812 00:53:47,642 --> 00:53:50,770 An Idiot's Journey? 813 00:53:52,021 --> 00:53:54,857 My editor actually just shortened it to The Idiot. 814 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,443 It's taken. 815 00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:01,697 Yeah, I've been having that problem a lot lately. 816 00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:11,248 I want you to take my photo because... 817 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,793 I like the way I feel when you look at me. 818 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,457 Fuck me. 819 00:54:55,876 --> 00:54:57,753 I thought we were closed Monday. 820 00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:02,925 Wash these. 821 00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:06,469 Can't we just throw them out? 822 00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:07,388 No. 823 00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:18,189 - Sorry. - What was that, man? 824 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,691 Sorry. 825 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,241 Okay. 826 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:18,584 Here you go. 827 00:56:22,004 --> 00:56:24,465 Salt. From seawater. 828 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:26,467 Fill these. 829 00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:05,463 What's this? 830 00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:06,507 It's for you. 831 00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:31,281 - Yeah, stop there. - Did you take-- Okay. 832 00:57:31,282 --> 00:57:33,116 It's okay... It's okay if it's blurry. 833 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:34,993 That's like literally how you see time. 834 00:57:34,994 --> 00:57:36,327 Uh, right, okay. 835 00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:38,746 Who doesn't trust a guy with a cool car? 836 00:57:38,747 --> 00:57:41,167 But it's not your car. 837 00:57:44,003 --> 00:57:45,795 Yeah! That's good. 838 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,088 Oh, yeah. 839 00:57:47,089 --> 00:57:48,883 - Oh, fuck. - That was great. 840 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,634 - I have more. - That was good. 841 00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:52,927 Okay, light another one. 842 00:57:52,928 --> 00:57:54,013 So, how's your book? 843 00:57:55,181 --> 00:57:57,515 Yeah, it's uh... It's good. 844 00:57:57,516 --> 00:58:00,518 Just, uh, every day is pretty much the same. 845 00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:02,395 Wake up in the morning... 846 00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:03,813 without an alarm clock, 847 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,023 make a cup of coffee, 848 00:58:05,024 --> 00:58:08,109 and I immediately sit down at the typewriter. 849 00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:10,486 I try to write as much as I can, until my hands hurt. 850 00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,739 Which is usually around lunch time. 851 00:58:12,740 --> 00:58:14,449 Then I walk to this little restaurant 852 00:58:14,450 --> 00:58:15,658 where they make this squid stew, 853 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:17,453 that I've become completely addicted to. 854 00:58:19,038 --> 00:58:20,079 After lunch, 855 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:23,041 I take a walk along the beach by myself 856 00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:25,043 to collect my thoughts. 857 00:58:25,044 --> 00:58:27,212 Try to figure out what I'm gonna write that afternoon. 858 00:58:28,297 --> 00:58:29,881 I try to imagine interesting places 859 00:58:29,882 --> 00:58:31,175 I'll probably never go. 860 00:58:33,469 --> 00:58:34,887 People I'll probably never meet. 861 00:58:38,224 --> 00:58:39,224 Get some more. 862 00:58:39,225 --> 00:58:40,516 And then I get home, 863 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:41,894 and just sit at the typewriter. 864 00:58:43,479 --> 00:58:44,980 So you don't get out much? 865 00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:48,150 No, barely leave the house. 866 00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:54,530 Believe it or not, I haven't seen a sunset all summer. 867 00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:57,408 But that's just the cost of being a writer. 868 00:58:57,409 --> 00:58:58,910 I'm alone all the time. 869 00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:00,745 Don't really have any friends. 870 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,373 And every day's quiet. 871 00:59:03,374 --> 00:59:05,750 So, what's the book about? 872 00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:07,502 How about this? 873 00:59:07,503 --> 00:59:08,878 When it's done, 874 00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:10,672 you can be the first to read it. 875 00:59:10,673 --> 00:59:11,881 Hey, Flaco! 876 00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:13,884 - I need that now. Now! - Yeah. Seconds away, Chef. 877 00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:16,887 Mixed up! 878 00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:54,758 What's that painting? 879 00:59:55,884 --> 01:00:00,346 Oh. That's François Vatel. 880 01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:01,389 You know? 881 01:00:01,390 --> 01:00:05,351 He was preparing a banquet for Louis XIV, 882 01:00:05,352 --> 01:00:09,064 where everything was going to be perfect. 883 01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:12,234 He... 884 01:00:13,319 --> 01:00:15,403 He had worked on the menu for months. 885 01:00:15,404 --> 01:00:20,158 He had the best kitchen staff in France, and... 886 01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:23,286 And, you know, imported the wine from Italy. 887 01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:27,290 But the fish he ordered didn't arrive on time, 888 01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:28,542 so he killed himself. 889 01:00:31,086 --> 01:00:32,420 He killed himself? 890 01:00:32,421 --> 01:00:33,464 Yep. 891 01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:35,798 Why? 892 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:38,344 The fish he ordered... didn't arrive on time. 893 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,765 Yeah, I got that, but... why? 894 01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:48,436 Vámonos! 895 01:00:48,437 --> 01:00:50,104 It's just photos for a book. 896 01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:51,314 It's not fucking just photos, 897 01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:52,315 and you fucking know that. 898 01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:53,691 Are you serious? Yeah. 899 01:00:56,195 --> 01:00:57,988 Sorry. 900 01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:02,701 Fucking good luck. 901 01:01:32,981 --> 01:01:34,148 Holy shit. 902 01:01:34,149 --> 01:01:35,484 Are you left-handed? 903 01:01:36,652 --> 01:01:37,902 Yeah. 904 01:01:37,903 --> 01:01:39,905 You know, using your left hand is a sign of the devil. 905 01:01:40,739 --> 01:01:43,032 - Mm-hm? - No, I'm serious. 906 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,743 It's where "sinister" comes from. 907 01:01:45,828 --> 01:01:47,578 "Dextral" is the right side. 908 01:01:47,579 --> 01:01:49,872 "Sinistral" is the devil's side. 909 01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:51,207 It's what "ambidextrous" means. 910 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:52,292 "Two right hands." 911 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:56,170 Taking a Latin class or... 912 01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:57,588 No, it's actually just my mom. 913 01:01:57,589 --> 01:01:59,341 She's always saying that kind of shit. 914 01:02:00,467 --> 01:02:01,844 Pretty annoying, actually. 915 01:02:03,804 --> 01:02:04,930 So why do you do it? 916 01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:10,310 Um... 917 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:15,774 I don't know. 918 01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:58,774 Sorry. I didn't know you were... 919 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,903 Hey, no, no, no. Just... 920 01:03:01,904 --> 01:03:03,864 It's fine. Come in. 921 01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:20,214 Here you go. Here you go. 922 01:03:23,634 --> 01:03:26,052 Smells worse than the stew. 923 01:03:26,053 --> 01:03:29,347 Malört. Swedish wormwood. 924 01:03:29,348 --> 01:03:31,058 I guess I'll get used to this too? 925 01:03:31,934 --> 01:03:32,935 No. 926 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:48,199 Fuck! Jesus fucking Christ! 927 01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:59,335 Fuck you! 928 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:01,045 Well, yeah, I deserve that. 929 01:04:01,046 --> 01:04:02,505 I deserve that, actually. 930 01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:04,132 Yeah. 931 01:04:27,698 --> 01:04:30,409 You're like a pretty serious chef. 932 01:04:31,702 --> 01:04:32,911 Well, yeah. 933 01:04:34,329 --> 01:04:37,082 I graduated the CIA in New York. 934 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:39,667 You're in the CIA? 935 01:04:39,668 --> 01:04:42,753 I graduated the CIA. I told you. 936 01:04:42,754 --> 01:04:44,840 The people that killed Kennedy? 937 01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:48,343 Culinary Institute of America. 938 01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:51,430 Oh. Right. 939 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:53,849 That's a pretty good school? 940 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:57,269 The best. 941 01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:01,188 They should really change the name. 942 01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:02,566 I don't think so. 943 01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:06,194 Then you just... came here? 944 01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:07,904 Well, no, no. 945 01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:11,866 I worked in many places before. 946 01:05:11,867 --> 01:05:13,409 Yeah. 947 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:16,079 France, Spain, London. 948 01:05:16,747 --> 01:05:19,624 Michelin stars. Line up out... out the door. 949 01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:20,917 And, yeah, I don't know. 950 01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:24,129 I wanted to have my own place. 951 01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:27,799 My own lineup of people, yeah. 952 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:32,638 So I took a loan and then... 953 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,390 got the place, and then... 954 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,894 and that's it. Yep. 955 01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:44,858 Stripers! 956 01:05:46,068 --> 01:05:47,152 Vámonos! 957 01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:49,779 Come on! 958 01:05:52,324 --> 01:05:53,241 Hey! 959 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:56,870 Ow! 960 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:04,960 Yeah! Come here, Flaco! 961 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:07,589 Where are we going? 962 01:06:23,397 --> 01:06:24,940 Hey, Flaco! Come on! 963 01:06:33,657 --> 01:06:35,784 Here you go! All right! 964 01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:39,746 Hey! Careful. Careful. Careful. 965 01:06:40,372 --> 01:06:43,208 This is gonna get a little bit nautical. 966 01:06:51,425 --> 01:06:52,509 What is this? 967 01:06:53,135 --> 01:06:54,719 Striper run. 968 01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,721 Once in a blue moon. 969 01:06:56,722 --> 01:06:59,014 One good catch can last the whole season. 970 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,182 What is it? 971 01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:02,144 Just throw little pieces, like that. 972 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:04,104 Yeah. Little bit of bait. 973 01:07:05,814 --> 01:07:08,065 - More, more, more! - This is insane! 974 01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:09,692 Pull in the line! Hard! 975 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:10,694 Okay. 976 01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:15,364 Yeah, go! Yeah, yeah. 977 01:07:17,993 --> 01:07:19,411 Horse mackerel! 978 01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:21,662 Hey! 979 01:07:21,663 --> 01:07:23,748 Come here. Come here. Here you go. 980 01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:24,874 What the fuck is that? 981 01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:26,418 That's a tuna. 982 01:07:28,837 --> 01:07:31,505 You brought a gun? 983 01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:33,090 Holy shit! Yep. 984 01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:34,509 - Sea of life. - Jeez! 985 01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:47,856 Here you go, sir. Enjoy. 986 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:51,901 All right. Okay. 987 01:07:51,902 --> 01:07:54,488 Always... eat last. 988 01:07:56,907 --> 01:07:57,949 Here's for you. 989 01:07:58,867 --> 01:07:59,868 Thanks. 990 01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:05,498 Looks a little burnt. 991 01:08:05,499 --> 01:08:07,501 Black doesn't mean burnt. 992 01:08:10,962 --> 01:08:12,047 It's extraordinary. 993 01:08:14,216 --> 01:08:15,300 Oh, my God! 994 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,635 Don't do that. 995 01:08:17,636 --> 01:08:19,136 Why do you do that? 996 01:08:19,137 --> 01:08:20,471 How the fuck else do you want me to say it? 997 01:08:20,472 --> 01:08:23,265 Well, you can say, you know, "Thank God for Your work." 998 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:24,267 Something like that. 999 01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:33,609 What'd you mean when you called Sal a "sin-eater"? 1000 01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:37,530 It's an old tradition, you know? 1001 01:08:37,531 --> 01:08:39,532 Where you place food on the body of the dead 1002 01:08:39,533 --> 01:08:44,161 and the sin-eater eats it, 1003 01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:47,666 absorbing all their sins, so they can pass into heaven. 1004 01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:51,126 They take all... all the darkness 1005 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:53,547 so the rest of us can be in the light. 1006 01:08:55,549 --> 01:08:56,633 Yeah. 1007 01:09:00,971 --> 01:09:02,556 Wow. Lot of people showed up. 1008 01:09:03,765 --> 01:09:04,808 Yeah. 1009 01:09:07,435 --> 01:09:10,856 You know what? This is how... it used to be. 1010 01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:15,110 People just came out to the beach... 1011 01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:19,990 and I would pull out Howard Mitcham's book. 1012 01:09:20,699 --> 01:09:23,493 Page 58. Clambake. 1013 01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:26,161 Clambake? 1014 01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:28,414 Yeah. We'd wrap everything in bundles, 1015 01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:30,625 and cook it right on the beach, you know? 1016 01:09:31,543 --> 01:09:33,211 In steel garbage cans. 1017 01:09:37,716 --> 01:09:41,177 The whole town used to show up for that. 1018 01:09:45,390 --> 01:09:46,892 They don't do that anymore? 1019 01:09:48,435 --> 01:09:51,271 No. Not anymore, no. 1020 01:09:52,606 --> 01:09:54,107 Got too busy for that. 1021 01:09:55,275 --> 01:09:58,152 Speaking of which, I have to portion this. 1022 01:09:58,153 --> 01:10:00,029 - I got it. - No, no. 1023 01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:01,614 Yeah, I got it. 1024 01:10:01,615 --> 01:10:03,616 Are you sure? Relax. 1025 01:10:03,617 --> 01:10:04,910 Shit. 1026 01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:10,372 Six ounces! Yeah, fuck off! 1027 01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:23,011 What are you doing? 1028 01:10:24,512 --> 01:10:26,681 Nothing. What... What are you doing here? 1029 01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:30,351 Well, we heard a fucking gun go off, 1030 01:10:30,352 --> 01:10:31,936 and then watched you and a bunch of fishermen 1031 01:10:31,937 --> 01:10:33,313 have a bonfire. 1032 01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:36,066 Do you work here? 1033 01:10:41,363 --> 01:10:42,405 All right. 1034 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,574 If I tell you the truth, 1035 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:48,954 you have to promise to not tell anyone, okay? 1036 01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:59,922 - Okay. - Um... 1037 01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:05,427 So... I'm writing a book about a chef, 1038 01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:07,388 and I took a job here, 1039 01:11:07,389 --> 01:11:10,766 so I could spy on the guy that runs this place. 1040 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,643 - You're spying? - You don't understand. 1041 01:11:12,644 --> 01:11:15,437 This guy, he's like a master chef. 1042 01:11:15,438 --> 01:11:17,314 He's idiosyncratic. He has an accent. 1043 01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:18,774 He has, like, no friends. 1044 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:22,069 And, yeah, I came in here for a drink one night, 1045 01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:23,487 and I saw him, and I was like, 1046 01:11:23,488 --> 01:11:25,365 "Oh, my God. I have to write a book about this guy." 1047 01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:38,294 So do you, like, cook things? 1048 01:11:39,254 --> 01:11:42,673 Yeah, yeah. Uh, yes. I cook. 1049 01:11:42,674 --> 01:11:43,966 Like what? 1050 01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:47,429 Like... all sorts of fancy stuff. 1051 01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:50,389 Fancy stuff? 1052 01:11:50,390 --> 01:11:51,765 Yeah. 1053 01:11:51,766 --> 01:11:53,184 I've eaten here. 1054 01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:54,769 It's fast food. 1055 01:11:57,856 --> 01:11:58,898 Come to dinner. 1056 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:01,693 When? 1057 01:12:03,528 --> 01:12:04,571 Friday. 1058 01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:07,032 And order the special. 1059 01:12:11,619 --> 01:12:12,954 Okay. 1060 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:17,083 But remember, if anybody asks, I'm not a writer. 1061 01:12:18,710 --> 01:12:21,503 I work in a kitchen. 1062 01:12:33,266 --> 01:12:34,309 See you Friday. 1063 01:12:43,193 --> 01:12:45,737 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1064 01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:47,280 Fuck. 1065 01:12:48,907 --> 01:12:49,908 Fuck! 1066 01:13:11,096 --> 01:13:12,846 Hey! So I figured out 1067 01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:14,557 how we can get a line of people out the door. 1068 01:13:17,352 --> 01:13:18,353 Wow. 1069 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,562 You did all this? 1070 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:22,398 First, the restaurant needs a sign. 1071 01:13:24,109 --> 01:13:25,150 "The Flagship. 1072 01:13:25,151 --> 01:13:26,985 Everything Cooked From Scratch!" 1073 01:13:26,986 --> 01:13:28,904 See, we have the knife to sort of, you know, 1074 01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:30,280 incorporate the restaurant theme. 1075 01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:31,907 And then, see how the lettering 1076 01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:33,367 is sort of wooden? 1077 01:13:33,368 --> 01:13:34,785 It's like the wood. 1078 01:13:34,786 --> 01:13:38,039 Yeah, I don't know about this, you know? 1079 01:13:39,124 --> 01:13:42,209 - Why not? - Uh... 1080 01:13:42,210 --> 01:13:46,547 It's so arrogant, you know? The sign, and... 1081 01:13:46,548 --> 01:13:49,591 Fuck the sign. What we should start with is a special. 1082 01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:50,926 Something we do every Friday. 1083 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,886 Really fancy. You can charge a lot of money for it. 1084 01:13:52,887 --> 01:13:55,139 We use local ingredients. Looks good on the plate. 1085 01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:57,099 Something sexy, makes you wanna fuck, you know? 1086 01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:59,059 Something that people are gonna come, 1087 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:00,185 they're gonna spend money on, 1088 01:14:00,186 --> 01:14:02,104 they're gonna tell their families about... 1089 01:14:02,105 --> 01:14:03,481 Something only you can do. 1090 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,108 Right? 1091 01:14:06,067 --> 01:14:07,443 Something... 1092 01:14:08,528 --> 01:14:09,612 like this. 1093 01:14:11,865 --> 01:14:13,283 All right. 1094 01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:19,706 Wow. 1095 01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:22,458 What? 1096 01:14:23,334 --> 01:14:24,377 You know, 1097 01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:27,380 I am too old for this. 1098 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:28,923 How old are you? Like 40? 1099 01:14:34,262 --> 01:14:35,679 Forty-five? You're fine, dude. 1100 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:36,889 Come on. Let's go get the shit 1101 01:14:36,890 --> 01:14:38,975 for this fucking Lobster Thermidor. 1102 01:14:44,189 --> 01:14:45,981 Dude, come on! I'm fucking serious! 1103 01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:48,317 - Okay. - Come on! 1104 01:14:48,318 --> 01:14:51,737 So we are adding... a special tonight. 1105 01:14:51,738 --> 01:14:54,240 It's the Lobster Thermidor. 1106 01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:56,408 You know? 1107 01:14:56,409 --> 01:15:00,495 It's a browned lobster, cooked in egg yolk and brandy, 1108 01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:04,958 served in the shell, hot, for ten dollars. 1109 01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:06,002 Okay? 1110 01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:09,005 Come on! 1111 01:15:12,217 --> 01:15:14,009 Flaco and I will prepare it. 1112 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:16,553 And I will need lobsters from you. 1113 01:15:16,554 --> 01:15:18,348 Just enough to split them. 1114 01:15:24,270 --> 01:15:26,521 Let's go to work! Come on! 1115 01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,483 All right, let's go to work. 1116 01:15:44,374 --> 01:15:45,375 Mixed, up! 1117 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:51,838 All right. So, one of you here, ladies. 1118 01:15:51,839 --> 01:15:53,507 Look out. 1119 01:15:53,508 --> 01:15:55,218 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1120 01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:03,934 Can I get the special? 1121 01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:06,228 She needs to be different. 1122 01:16:06,229 --> 01:16:08,356 It's very important to her. Thank you. 1123 01:16:19,826 --> 01:16:21,159 Four top on seven! 1124 01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:23,620 Guys, one Thermidor. Three catch. 1125 01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:26,249 Let's go. Flaco , come on. Come here. 1126 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:29,877 This pan. 1127 01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:32,839 Butter. 1128 01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:36,675 A little bit. A little bit more. 1129 01:16:36,676 --> 01:16:37,802 Okay. Here you go. 1130 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:45,727 It will give consistence to this guy, you know? 1131 01:16:53,234 --> 01:16:54,569 - Guys! - Yeah. 1132 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:57,112 Okay. Okay. Fuck. Okay. 1133 01:16:57,113 --> 01:16:58,573 Hey, Stavros, come here. 1134 01:17:00,325 --> 01:17:03,076 Add a little bit of brandy. 1135 01:17:03,077 --> 01:17:04,286 Yeah, just a tiny little bit more. 1136 01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:05,412 12 fucking oysters, four hot rolls. 1137 01:17:05,413 --> 01:17:06,621 Just keep going like that? 1138 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:07,831 - Guys, come on! - Yeah, just like... 1139 01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:09,167 Who's doing the fucking oysters? 1140 01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:15,672 Two chowders. Two whole-- Two chowders and-- 1141 01:17:15,673 --> 01:17:17,215 Fuck! 1142 01:17:17,216 --> 01:17:19,009 Here you go. 1143 01:17:19,010 --> 01:17:20,469 Exactly. Yeah. 1144 01:17:20,470 --> 01:17:21,554 Get the claw. 1145 01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:24,306 Put all of the meat over there. 1146 01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:26,975 We spoon them, back in the cavities, and... 1147 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,310 Cheese, and to the oven. 1148 01:17:28,311 --> 01:17:30,520 Ah, fuck, twelve fucking oysters, 1149 01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:32,022 four hot rolls. 1150 01:17:32,023 --> 01:17:35,525 Hey, come on. Come on. Moving on! Moving on! Come on. 1151 01:17:35,526 --> 01:17:36,569 Okay. 1152 01:17:42,033 --> 01:17:43,825 Two hot chow! 1153 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:45,327 Motherfucker! 1154 01:17:48,206 --> 01:17:50,166 - I got it. - Rolls. 1155 01:18:02,637 --> 01:18:03,721 Taste it. 1156 01:18:05,098 --> 01:18:06,099 Okay. 1157 01:18:14,399 --> 01:18:15,482 Oh, my God. 1158 01:18:15,483 --> 01:18:16,691 - Hey! Tch! No! - Sorry. 1159 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:19,320 Yeah. Come on. 1160 01:18:21,364 --> 01:18:22,949 I'll be with you, one second. 1161 01:18:35,837 --> 01:18:36,920 Okay! 1162 01:18:36,921 --> 01:18:39,923 Three Thermidors, side Dux, and mixed board! 1163 01:18:39,924 --> 01:18:41,133 Flaco, go! 1164 01:18:41,134 --> 01:18:42,802 Pans! Working! Come on! 1165 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:44,887 Coming in, Chef. 1166 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:52,185 And one hot, two cold! 1167 01:18:52,186 --> 01:18:54,229 - All right, they're going. - Flaco , let's go! Come on! 1168 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:56,023 They're going. 1169 01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:59,401 No, there. No, no, no. Go, go, go! 1170 01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:00,777 You heard him. Hurry the fuck up! Fuck! 1171 01:19:00,778 --> 01:19:01,862 All right, okay. 1172 01:19:01,863 --> 01:19:03,113 Rolls! 1173 01:19:05,158 --> 01:19:06,534 - Fuck. - Shit! 1174 01:19:09,912 --> 01:19:12,414 We have to re-do the whole thing. Don't worry. 1175 01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:13,623 - I'm trying! - Just go over there. 1176 01:19:13,624 --> 01:19:14,916 I'll take care of this. I'll take care of it. 1177 01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,376 No, I'll take care of it. You just do another one. 1178 01:19:16,377 --> 01:19:18,545 - Hello? - What the fuck? 1179 01:19:18,546 --> 01:19:19,921 No, no, no, no! Wait! Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1180 01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:22,425 I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. 1181 01:19:28,222 --> 01:19:30,640 Shit. Fuck! 1182 01:19:30,641 --> 01:19:31,892 Shit! 1183 01:19:31,893 --> 01:19:34,353 - What the fuck is this? - I got it. I got it. I got it. 1184 01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:36,646 Shit, shit! 1185 01:19:36,647 --> 01:19:39,191 No, no, no! Shit! 1186 01:19:39,192 --> 01:19:40,150 Fuck! 1187 01:19:40,151 --> 01:19:41,736 Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 1188 01:19:45,239 --> 01:19:46,323 Excuse me, friends. 1189 01:19:46,324 --> 01:19:48,241 We have a situation here in the kitchen. 1190 01:19:48,242 --> 01:19:49,826 Just a little fire. 1191 01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:51,286 Totally under control, 1192 01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:54,623 but I have to ask you to just leave the building. 1193 01:19:54,624 --> 01:19:55,750 Thank you. 1194 01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,921 Flaco, let's go. Let's go! Come on. 1195 01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:03,674 Vamos! Vamos! Vamos! 1196 01:20:08,095 --> 01:20:12,182 No. Please, please, please. Come on, guys. Yes. 1197 01:20:59,981 --> 01:21:02,357 Are you okay? 1198 01:21:02,358 --> 01:21:05,861 Yeah. Yeah. I just got smoke in my eyes. 1199 01:21:06,237 --> 01:21:07,362 What happened? 1200 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:09,239 It's nothing. It's uh... 1201 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:10,907 It's not as bad as it looks. 1202 01:21:10,908 --> 01:21:13,535 It's some oil in the back. 1203 01:21:13,536 --> 01:21:15,913 It's fine. 1204 01:21:30,928 --> 01:21:32,178 Let me show you exactly. 1205 01:21:32,179 --> 01:21:33,597 Back up, back up. 1206 01:21:33,598 --> 01:21:35,015 - Please, please. - No, no. 1207 01:21:35,016 --> 01:21:36,141 You don't know exactly where it is. 1208 01:21:41,647 --> 01:21:42,940 Does he need your help? 1209 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:45,985 No. 1210 01:21:55,369 --> 01:21:56,495 Do you wanna get out of here? 1211 01:22:17,058 --> 01:22:18,058 Okay. 1212 01:22:18,059 --> 01:22:19,477 Okay, okay, one sec, one sec. 1213 01:23:12,697 --> 01:23:13,739 Come in. 1214 01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:31,882 What? 1215 01:23:33,467 --> 01:23:34,844 I'm not writing a book. 1216 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:39,139 I'm working at that guy's restaurant 1217 01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:40,850 so I can sleep on his hammock. 1218 01:23:42,810 --> 01:23:45,813 And the reason I need to do that is because... 1219 01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:48,816 I didn't get that fellowship. 1220 01:23:50,818 --> 01:23:52,486 I only came here to see you. 1221 01:23:58,200 --> 01:23:59,493 I fucking knew it. 1222 01:24:00,244 --> 01:24:02,037 Nancy, look, it's... 1223 01:24:40,910 --> 01:24:42,077 Hey. 1224 01:24:44,872 --> 01:24:45,956 I'm really sorry. 1225 01:24:51,545 --> 01:24:53,798 You've never worked anywhere, did you? 1226 01:24:57,384 --> 01:24:58,385 No. 1227 01:25:01,138 --> 01:25:02,306 But I believed you. 1228 01:25:03,557 --> 01:25:07,268 That's the problem, you know? I believed. 1229 01:25:07,269 --> 01:25:09,980 I believed everything that you said to me. 1230 01:25:11,774 --> 01:25:14,235 I was going to offer you a job tonight. 1231 01:25:16,028 --> 01:25:19,072 I was going to make you my full-time guy, you know? 1232 01:25:19,073 --> 01:25:20,657 Show you how to run the place. 1233 01:25:20,658 --> 01:25:22,700 - Hold on. - I thought I was so lucky 1234 01:25:22,701 --> 01:25:25,870 that I finally met someone I could trust. 1235 01:25:25,871 --> 01:25:28,958 That's how stupid I am. 1236 01:25:30,709 --> 01:25:32,294 You think I wanted a job? 1237 01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:36,924 I'm going back to college in September. 1238 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:38,926 I'm a writer. 1239 01:25:39,927 --> 01:25:42,805 A writer? 1240 01:25:44,265 --> 01:25:46,349 I've never seen you write anything. 1241 01:25:46,350 --> 01:25:48,268 Yeah, that's because I've been working for you all summer 1242 01:25:48,269 --> 01:25:50,603 so I could stay at your house. 1243 01:25:50,604 --> 01:25:52,313 What do you think, I want to work in a fucking kitchen 1244 01:25:52,314 --> 01:25:53,482 for the rest of my life? 1245 01:26:04,076 --> 01:26:05,119 You know... 1246 01:26:07,037 --> 01:26:10,540 You could be anything you want to be. 1247 01:26:10,541 --> 01:26:12,709 - But you know what you are? - What? 1248 01:26:12,710 --> 01:26:13,878 Nothing. 1249 01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:02,528 Hello? 1250 01:28:05,072 --> 01:28:06,740 You're clear. 1251 01:28:36,437 --> 01:28:37,855 Maybe this is a bad idea. 1252 01:28:39,106 --> 01:28:41,275 Relax. Ton, there's no one here. 1253 01:28:41,817 --> 01:28:42,818 Where is it? 1254 01:28:45,112 --> 01:28:46,696 I don't know. 1255 01:28:46,697 --> 01:28:48,573 Come on, he owes us. 1256 01:28:48,574 --> 01:28:49,866 You worked the whole fuckin' summer 1257 01:28:49,867 --> 01:28:51,076 for free, right? 1258 01:28:54,288 --> 01:28:55,497 It's in the jar. 1259 01:28:59,877 --> 01:29:03,297 Fuck. He must've skipped town. 1260 01:29:05,174 --> 01:29:07,092 - All right, let's go. - What? 1261 01:29:08,552 --> 01:29:10,595 You wanna get to New York or not? 1262 01:29:10,596 --> 01:29:12,765 Come on, maybe he's got something here we can sell. 1263 01:29:20,731 --> 01:29:22,565 He's just got a bunch of fucking books. 1264 01:29:22,566 --> 01:29:25,152 Fucking knew this guy was full of shit. 1265 01:29:25,944 --> 01:29:27,905 Acting all high and mighty 1266 01:29:29,281 --> 01:29:30,824 when he lives in this dump. 1267 01:29:42,628 --> 01:29:43,670 I got an idea. 1268 01:29:46,423 --> 01:29:47,591 A what? 1269 01:29:48,675 --> 01:29:49,927 You wanna make some money? 1270 01:29:54,473 --> 01:29:58,351 We're having a clambake! Friday night. 5 p.m. 1271 01:29:58,352 --> 01:30:01,437 Clambake on the beach, ladies. 5 p.m. 1272 01:30:01,438 --> 01:30:02,772 Clams, lobsters. 1273 01:30:02,773 --> 01:30:05,399 Hey, we're having a clambake, Friday night, on the beach. 1274 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,692 Howard Mitcham clambake! 1275 01:30:06,693 --> 01:30:07,694 Just like the old... 1276 01:30:08,779 --> 01:30:09,905 Clambake. 1277 01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:11,949 Potatoes. 1278 01:30:12,783 --> 01:30:14,784 Friday night. 1279 01:30:14,785 --> 01:30:16,619 - We're-- - It's for charity, everybody! 1280 01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:17,912 Let's save The Flagship! 1281 01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:19,789 Let's save The Flagship, ladies. Come on. 1282 01:30:19,790 --> 01:30:21,583 There you go. There you go. 1283 01:30:22,793 --> 01:30:24,085 Let's save The Flagship. 1284 01:30:24,086 --> 01:30:25,586 It's for charity. Let's repair the damage of the fire. 1285 01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:27,922 - Should we be saying that? - Who gives a fuck? 1286 01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:30,133 Let's repair the damage of the fire, all right? 1287 01:30:30,134 --> 01:30:32,385 Let's save The Flagship. All right. 1288 01:30:32,386 --> 01:30:35,681 Five dollars a plate. Clambake for charity! 1289 01:30:37,891 --> 01:30:39,976 Gentlemen, we're having a clambake for charity, 1290 01:30:39,977 --> 01:30:41,144 Friday night. 1291 01:30:41,145 --> 01:30:42,311 Hey, we're having a clambake for charity... 1292 01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:47,609 ♪ ...flyin' across the ocean ♪ 1293 01:30:48,735 --> 01:30:52,613 ♪ And I'm soaring ♪ 1294 01:30:52,614 --> 01:30:55,491 ♪ Back home to the place I was born... ♪ 1295 01:30:55,492 --> 01:30:56,492 After you. 1296 01:30:56,493 --> 01:30:58,120 ♪ And I'm flyin' ♪ 1297 01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:06,502 ♪ Across the mountains and valleys ♪ 1298 01:31:06,503 --> 01:31:10,132 ♪ Back home to the one that I love so happily ♪ 1299 01:31:15,804 --> 01:31:17,181 Shit. 1300 01:31:23,854 --> 01:31:30,318 ♪ Can you blame me for feelin' homesick? ♪ 1301 01:31:30,319 --> 01:31:36,992 ♪ 'Cause I've been away such a very long, long time ♪ 1302 01:31:39,036 --> 01:31:40,828 This is fucking garbage. 1303 01:31:40,829 --> 01:31:42,538 How many of these we gotta dig? 1304 01:31:42,539 --> 01:31:45,166 - Four. - Fuck that. 1305 01:31:45,167 --> 01:31:46,709 Oh! 1306 01:31:46,710 --> 01:31:48,544 You better not set us on fucking fire this time, 1307 01:31:48,545 --> 01:31:49,837 that's all I gotta say. 1308 01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:54,091 Has he gotten even fatter? 1309 01:31:54,092 --> 01:31:57,887 Oh-h-h! I did not expect to see you here. 1310 01:31:57,888 --> 01:32:00,431 I already dug my hole. 1311 01:32:00,432 --> 01:32:02,225 How you doin'? You all right? 1312 01:32:02,226 --> 01:32:04,477 You ever heard of an umbrella? 1313 01:32:04,478 --> 01:32:06,230 Fucking hot as shit out here. 1314 01:32:27,251 --> 01:32:28,460 Oh, shit. 1315 01:32:31,755 --> 01:32:33,215 Fuck is he doing? 1316 01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:41,013 How'd you get Chef's lobster connect, you prick? 1317 01:32:41,014 --> 01:32:42,223 ♪ On and on ♪ 1318 01:32:42,224 --> 01:32:43,516 ♪ This I will follow ♪ 1319 01:32:43,517 --> 01:32:46,727 ♪ You know I will follow ♪ 1320 01:32:46,728 --> 01:32:50,065 ♪ With your buttons and your bows ♪ 1321 01:32:52,526 --> 01:32:54,486 ♪ On and on ♪ 1322 01:32:56,321 --> 01:32:58,365 All right, here we go! Come on. 1323 01:33:03,829 --> 01:33:04,955 Fuck! 1324 01:33:08,709 --> 01:33:09,918 Fuck. 1325 01:33:15,465 --> 01:33:17,216 Yeah, could I have a lobster, please? 1326 01:33:17,217 --> 01:33:19,427 Hey, forgot your lobster. 1327 01:33:19,428 --> 01:33:21,304 Thank you. We appreciate you guys. 1328 01:33:21,305 --> 01:33:23,015 - I got it. - Thanks. 1329 01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:26,183 - Thanks. - All right. 1330 01:33:26,184 --> 01:33:27,393 Can I get two steamers? 1331 01:33:27,394 --> 01:33:28,936 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 1332 01:33:28,937 --> 01:33:29,938 Have a wonderful day. 1333 01:33:34,943 --> 01:33:36,528 No, that's fine. 1334 01:33:39,448 --> 01:33:40,948 Thank you for doing this. 1335 01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:42,199 All right, two plates. 1336 01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:43,660 - Yeah. - All right. 1337 01:33:45,787 --> 01:33:48,957 Yeah. Of course. Here you go. 1338 01:33:50,292 --> 01:33:52,668 Yeah. 1339 01:33:52,669 --> 01:33:54,212 Yeah, come on, man. 1340 01:33:56,089 --> 01:33:58,132 Thank you very much. 1341 01:33:58,133 --> 01:34:00,093 - Give me that. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1342 01:34:01,470 --> 01:34:02,803 Sal. 1343 01:34:02,804 --> 01:34:03,847 What? 1344 01:34:05,057 --> 01:34:06,183 Oh, fuck. 1345 01:34:07,517 --> 01:34:09,185 All right, everybody, 1346 01:34:09,186 --> 01:34:10,478 we're gonna take a quick break! 1347 01:34:10,479 --> 01:34:11,979 Be back in ten minutes! Grab the cash. 1348 01:34:11,980 --> 01:34:14,190 All right. I'm gonna get beers. You want one? 1349 01:34:14,191 --> 01:34:16,068 Yeah. Ton? Ton? 1350 01:34:23,408 --> 01:34:25,118 So, I looked up that word. 1351 01:34:25,619 --> 01:34:26,869 What? 1352 01:34:26,870 --> 01:34:28,829 "Providence..." 1353 01:34:28,830 --> 01:34:30,874 It means the protective attention of God. 1354 01:34:40,175 --> 01:34:41,218 For your book. 1355 01:35:10,455 --> 01:35:11,872 So... 1356 01:35:11,873 --> 01:35:14,418 are you gonna come find me in September or what? 1357 01:35:17,212 --> 01:35:18,797 Your corn is burning. 1358 01:35:27,597 --> 01:35:29,558 Black doesn't mean burnt. 1359 01:35:30,308 --> 01:35:31,643 You did all this? 1360 01:35:33,437 --> 01:35:35,522 All these people... Wow. 1361 01:35:39,693 --> 01:35:43,822 So, one chicken, one corn, two potatoes and onion. 1362 01:35:55,876 --> 01:35:57,127 Thank you, Chef. 1363 01:36:00,505 --> 01:36:01,548 Um... 1364 01:36:09,806 --> 01:36:12,267 You know, I think, maybe, 1365 01:36:13,018 --> 01:36:15,020 Anthony is a better name. 1366 01:36:16,021 --> 01:36:17,688 You know. 1367 01:36:17,689 --> 01:36:20,692 I think... for a man. Yeah. 1368 01:36:21,443 --> 01:36:22,819 You sound like my mom. 1369 01:36:23,403 --> 01:36:24,988 Hah. Smart lady. 1370 01:36:29,117 --> 01:36:30,327 Hey, Chef! 1371 01:36:32,037 --> 01:36:33,537 It's good to see you, Chef. 1372 01:36:33,538 --> 01:36:35,331 I thought he was paying rent with his mouth. 1373 01:36:35,332 --> 01:36:36,207 My friend. 1374 01:36:36,208 --> 01:36:38,918 Forget I said anything. Forget it. 1375 01:36:38,919 --> 01:36:40,836 I take it all back. 1376 01:36:40,837 --> 01:36:43,507 Well, I'll be around Vassar, either way. 1377 01:37:34,266 --> 01:37:36,476 Today was a great day. Don't you think? 1378 01:38:03,211 --> 01:38:08,090 ♪ If you're fond of sand dunes and salty air ♪ 1379 01:38:08,091 --> 01:38:11,219 More foil please. Shit's gonna peek through. 1380 01:38:14,973 --> 01:38:21,228 ♪ You're sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod ♪ 1381 01:38:21,229 --> 01:38:27,568 ♪ Old Cape Cod, that old Cape Cod ♪ 1382 01:38:27,569 --> 01:38:33,074 ♪ If you like the taste of a lobster stew ♪ 1383 01:38:34,618 --> 01:38:39,747 ♪ Served by a window with an ocean view ♪ 1384 01:38:39,748 --> 01:38:41,165 ♪ You're sure ♪ 1385 01:38:41,166 --> 01:38:47,714 ♪ You're sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod ♪ 1386 01:38:53,595 --> 01:38:59,476 ♪ Winding roads that seem to beckon you ♪ 1387 01:39:06,733 --> 01:39:12,988 ♪ Church bells chimin' on a Sunday morn ♪ 1388 01:39:12,989 --> 01:39:19,953 ♪ Remind you of the town where you were born ♪ 1389 01:39:19,954 --> 01:39:25,752 ♪ If you spend an evening, you'll want to stay ♪ 1390 01:39:26,961 --> 01:39:31,883 ♪ Watching the moonlight on Cape Cod Bay ♪ 1391 01:39:33,426 --> 01:39:40,308 ♪ You're sure to fall in love with old Cape Cod ♪ 1392 01:39:50,276 --> 01:39:52,820 ♪ ...you'll want to stay ♪ 1393 01:39:52,821 --> 01:39:58,576 ♪ Watching the moonlight on Cape Cod Bay ♪ 1394 01:40:01,705 --> 01:40:08,670 ♪ ...fall in love with old Cape Cod ♪ 1395 01:40:14,300 --> 01:40:16,261 ♪ ...fall in love ♪ 1396 01:40:17,011 --> 01:40:18,680 ♪ You're sure to... ♪ 1397 01:40:35,864 --> 01:40:38,657 So, it seems like... 1398 01:40:38,658 --> 01:40:40,826 your experience is washing dishes 1399 01:40:40,827 --> 01:40:41,995 in a restaurant... 1400 01:40:42,912 --> 01:40:44,497 for one summer. 1401 01:40:47,041 --> 01:40:48,042 Yeah. 1402 01:40:49,878 --> 01:40:52,881 At least he's honest. 1403 01:41:03,600 --> 01:41:05,477 Sorry, what is your name? 1404 01:41:10,023 --> 01:41:11,232 Anthony Bourdain. 1405 01:41:14,068 --> 01:41:17,113 ♪ Take your brain, it's time to go ♪ 1406 01:41:19,532 --> 01:41:22,327 ♪ You don't have long to go ♪ 1407 01:41:24,704 --> 01:41:28,166 ♪ Remember me, remember me ♪ 1408 01:41:30,418 --> 01:41:33,671 ♪ 'Cause I'm the one who made you see ♪ 1409 01:41:36,883 --> 01:41:39,803 ♪ Remember me ♪ 1410 01:41:47,769 --> 01:41:51,231 ♪ Hang your brain up in the sky ♪ 1411 01:41:53,650 --> 01:41:56,444 ♪ Hang it up, hang it high ♪ 1412 01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:02,408 ♪ Remember me, remember me ♪ 1413 01:42:04,494 --> 01:42:08,248 ♪ 'Cause I'm the one who made you see ♪ 1414 01:42:11,376 --> 01:42:14,420 ♪ Remember me ♪ 1415 01:42:39,612 --> 01:42:42,824 ♪ Take your brain, it's time to go ♪ 1416 01:42:44,993 --> 01:42:47,996 ♪ You don't have long to go ♪ 1417 01:42:50,707 --> 01:42:53,710 ♪ Remember me, remember me ♪ 1418 01:42:56,004 --> 01:42:59,257 ♪ 'Cause I'm the one who made you see ♪ 1419 01:43:02,677 --> 01:43:05,889 ♪ Remember me ♪ 1420 01:43:25,033 --> 01:43:28,328 ♪ Take your brain, it's time to go ♪ 1421 01:43:30,872 --> 01:43:33,833 ♪ You don't have long, you know ♪ 1422 01:43:36,377 --> 01:43:39,631 ♪ Remember me, remember me ♪ 1423 01:43:42,008 --> 01:43:45,345 ♪ 'Cause I'm the one who made you see ♪ 1424 01:43:48,723 --> 01:43:51,184 ♪ Remember me ♪